Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Horn not OK please!


Being a two wheeler rider most of the time and an occasional four wheeler driver on Madras roads, I am witness to a symphony every time I am on road. Not one by Raja or Rahman, but a symphony of cacophony to say the least! I am referring to the intermittent honking on Madras (of course all Indian roads, we are all the same everywhere) roads.

Indian riders and drivers honk just like that, thinking the horn is but an extension of the ABC – Accelerator, Brake, Clutch! We can see them honking just when a signal is still red and about to turn green. When u have slowed down to turn left or right. When u r not accelerating at the speed at which they want u to go. Or, the ubiquitous, I-want-to-go-first mentality, which most of us have in our blood. I think our persistent use of the horn is a reflection of our intolerance and venting of frustration. We are frustrated with almost everything in life. Why do we need to honk? There is a horn in a vehicle to signal something to a third party. Actually, it is just a safety equipment. You use the horn to tell the person something which he should know. This means that the usage is required only when necessary.

The other side of the argument (and again, is very relevant for Indians) is the we need to be old something always. When we are on the road, we tend to gaze at a lot of things, slowing down our vehicles – movie posters, billboards, people (to put it mildly). Or, the universal bad habit of the past few years – talking on the mobile when riding or driving. Some people really tend to forget that they are on a road – they are so immersed in conversations. Further, most of our pedestrians use the road instead of platforms (again, an aside to this is that most of our platforms are owned by hawkers. There are also a lot of jaywalkers on Indian roads. We act as though we own the roads – we don’t follow the speed limits laid down (again, if at all they are laid down). I feel that one should not cross 25 kmph in residential areas. Very few city roads allow you to speed (and I am saying 40 kmph!). We either are fast or slow. We go slow when we start searching for a particular place on the road. The ideal thing to do at that time is to use the parking light.

In my fleeting visits abroad, I have observed that honking is virtually non-existent. A horn is used only when it is very necessary. Honking is considered an offence. There are even no-honking zones.

I real hope that one day our pom-pom happy guys n gals learn from them.

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